Am I ready for kids?

No one can tell you if you are ready for kids.  However, there are ways to tell if you aren't...

If you..

1. Still look online everyday and wonder when the new pair of Air Yezzys are coming out
2. Have a corvette or any two door car
3. Have three different women in your life
4. Still live with your mother
5. Have a beer some mustard and some molded cheese in your fridge right now as I'm typing
6. Are only working 15 hours a week at work
7. Stay in the gym 24/7
8. Skip days without eating because you are waiting on your check to come in
9. Are at a club.... on a Wednesday
10. At a club on a Sunday
11. Always saying the phrase ( i don't care about anyone but myself)
12. Didn't say the words "I Do"

...you are not ready to be a parent!

I know a lot of the things on this list are comical, but having kids is very important. You don't just wake up one day and say "I think i am going to have a few kids." You plan it out, or at least be ready to have kids. Kids do not ask to be in this world, so unless you are ready to dramatically change the things on this list.... BE READY!!!

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